her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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