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have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
28 ‘Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Tweets’ Funnier And More Informative Than An Actual Ted Talk
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion