if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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