It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla