Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I smell like Dick and happiness
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.