NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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