all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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