I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I will be naked everywhere
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
