You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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