what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My dick has a subreddit
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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