Me. At least after what I've been through.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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