His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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