I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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