I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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