how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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