we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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