I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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