whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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