her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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