Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
