She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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