we're blogging at a bar
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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