i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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