my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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