I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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