Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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