please come you make the beer taste better
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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