I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and you said cock pushups were impossible
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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