Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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