How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.