i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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