I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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