Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.