Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So squirting runs in the family.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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