Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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