is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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