Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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