Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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