what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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