p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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