We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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