Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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