your thong is hanging out like whoa
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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