never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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