I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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