Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
These 27 Creepy People Did The Craziest Things To Prove Their Love
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going