Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.