NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?