You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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