Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Also, beer. Big fan.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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