How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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