I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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