She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
