And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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