I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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