pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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