I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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