try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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